Paid to Stare at Screens and Judge Sweatshirt | Office Animal Deadpan One-Liners, sarcastic office quote
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Dry, office-ready crewneck featuring a deadpan animal one-liner and tidy character art—a neutral-palette sweatshirt that reads in a glance and lands as low-key workplace humor. The centered illustration shows a compact, expressionful cat at a laptop with clipped wording above and below, matching the “Office Animal Deadpan One-Liners” trend for quick, sarcastic office-caption appeal. Subtle colors and simple line art keep the vibe calm and tidy for everyday wear. Suits coworkers and office jokers who want an unobtrusive, funny layer for commutes, casual Fridays, or video calls where a short caption does the talking. Product features - Embroidery decoration available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and right + left wrists - Made in Nicaragua - DTF inner neck labels; DTG used for other prints - No side seams (tubular knit) - 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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